flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH October 17, 2015

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Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

by BigbootyAngie October 24, 2015

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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

by Achillies Fortifier November 4, 2014

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Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.

Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!

by BeChampions January 21, 2019

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2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

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