Flatfished

When a girl looks thicc in her pictures and when you meet her she's flatter than a 2x4

Man I thought that girl was thicc but I got flatfished

by jandjhickson August 1, 2020

flatfishing

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers

whats that? how is my dating website account going?well,actually, a lot of people have been flatfishing me.

by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019

Flatfished

When your first year uni flatmates catfish you into believing they're sociable, but become boring fucks in second year.

Ugh, Leah never comes on nights out this year, she's really changed. We've been flatfished!

by Jeremy Usborne February 6, 2019

flatfish

a fish who is hammered with a hammer to flat it down
its squeeshed to death

i totally flatfished that fish

by UnusedSperm January 12, 2018

Flatfishing

When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.

Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.

I didn't do the homework. I plan on flatfishing the entire class.

by heydanihey7 December 3, 2013