fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007

Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.

ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.

Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011

Flashturbate 

When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.

I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.

Flashturbate by bonobos September 20, 2011

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

Flashturbation by Onislize May 15, 2005