Flashsterbation 

Noun, Verb

Flashsterbate

1. Websites that utilize a copious amount of the web technology Flash, almost to the point of absurdity.

2. Overcompensating for a lack of meaning and purpose by using Flash.

ex. Did you see that website? It was total flashsterbation.

ex. That company was flashsterbating all over it's self.

Flashsterbation by DK Lounge June 19, 2009

Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.

Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.

Flashturbation by Marty XV September 7, 2007

Flashturbation

(n) Using Macromedia Flash to make a short, almost pointless animation only for fun.

I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.

Flashturbation by Onislize May 15, 2005

Flasterbation 

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

Flasterbation by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flashterbation 

!. the gratuitous use of flash in a website.(excludes sites where it makes sense like new grounds)

the adds on virtual-hideout.net
use flashblock!

flashterbation by Josh B May 8, 2005