k y jelly fart

A fart usually made by a butt pirate. Its an untraditional smell made up of latex and baby oil.

Hey Billy, I think that Richard Simmons groupie just blew a K Y jelly fart.

k y jelly fart by Johnnie Walker's chauffeur December 26, 2008

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Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.

Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"

Fart Yourself To Sleep by WeBeYolo July 15, 2018

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Related Words

fart yard • Fart Year • Fart Yogurt • fart yoink • [fart yo self] • fart you • Fart Yourself To Sleep • flat yellow • Fart-in-your-mailbox • fart on you

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

fart yard by dbswir March 10, 2016

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[fart yo self]

When your over indulge in an acoholic beverage or consume more calories than the food pyramid suggests the gas of your ass fills your stomach that you have to fart to the point of explosion.fart yo self

fart yo self DAMN, that bloated bitch drank so much wine that she complained her stomach hurt!!! I said, "Ho fart'yo'self!"

[fart yo self] by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008