flarpy

someone who is a gay nerd

Dialouge

Bob says to Timmy: You're a flarpy

Timmy says to Bob: (Shoots Bob in face) Shut up bastard!

flarpy by Boobacguba November 24, 2004

flarpy

A dead smelling fish or a word used for fish in certain pastires.

(Dani says to Mark): "Look at the sad looking flarpy on the beach." OR

(Mark says to Dani): "I made some flarpy brownies one sunny day and they were magnificent."

flarpy by D & M March 6, 2008

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

Flappy vag energy 

A women who SWEARS shes the shit , yet most likely has them labia lips lookin all lose and slapping around

Mackenzie kept bragging about the fact that she could take “my man” if she wanna. She must be a GODDESS
Boy does that women give me flappy vag energy

Flappy vag energy by Have him January 21, 2021

Flappy Pussy Energy 

People with flappy pussy energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with an actual flappy pussy and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

Greta wouldn't project such flappy pussy energy if she could just take some time to relax, be at peace with herself, realize where her worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.

Flappy Pussy Energy by icespiced March 13, 2023

Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.

Do the flappy clit

Flappy clit by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017