flarche

combination of a fart and a shit. or when you try and fart you accidentally pinch a loaf.

I think i had a flarche!

flarche by Malcolm Halley May 30, 2006

I Love Flatcher 

"I Love Flatcher" is a random phrase added to a welcoming collage for the top boss at mR's return. The phrase was added in large, pronounced text at the top of the collage, and had absolutely nothing to do with the head of the mR organization. 'I Love Flatcher' is a shortened phrase which means "I love people who love sugar cane juice", a well established beverage likened by many mR employees.

Reper829: Hey Mike I know you dont really care for me ILM because I broke so many rules but I'm passed that.. I LOVE FLATCHER!

I Love Flatcher by Illa.Lusus December 7, 2009

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.

That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.

flatchel-poo by noyb! January 6, 2008

Flaschenwichser 

German word for a person who wanks with a bottle. Can be used to either a male or a female.

pronounced like "flash en vixer"

She's a real flaschenwichser

Flaschenwichser by soapytitwank October 2, 2008

Flarther 

Something you never, ever want to touch. Inserted only when referring to a black fellow.

Guy 1 "Fucking gross! Look razz, what is it?!"
Guy 2 "That my friend, is a creature like no other. A FLARTHER, if you'd like to be precise"

Flarther by Bob Patrucci January 16, 2011

Flarch 

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.

While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.

Flarch by mcglade August 15, 2010

flatchested 

the name for a person with a very flat chest. usually very offending to most girls who have no boobs.

A: ew. look at that tiffany girls myspace picture.
B: i know. no one wannts to see her in a bathing suit.
A: and shes pressing her arms together ro make it look like she has boobs.
A: she is so flatchested.

flatchested by Alexa H August 24, 2006