flanus

a flat anus

What a flanus flat.

flanus by anonymous August 16, 2021

flanus

This is a term coined by a good friend in my band. He made this word up and then started hearing it all over the state, no joke!

it is simply put, "a flaming anus" like when you have to put on a hard hat and a rope for climbing just to hit the pottie.

devilish and wicked.

You are such a flanus.

I can't believe that yer flanus has been acting up for the last 5 hours!

flanus by five a.m. May 17, 2006

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flansy 

Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.

"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"

Flansy by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006

Flaussy 

A combination of fye, lit, and saussy.

Damn girl, you look'n "flaussy" today.

Flaussy by rappers December 9, 2016