flank steak

Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus

Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed

by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010

Fish Flank Steak

When the lips of a womans pussy are long and flappy, usually due to extreme use and/or abuse.

DAMN! The bitch in this porn has NASTY fish flank steaks, they hang down to her knees.

by chuckerman April 27, 2006

flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 7, 2007

Flank Steak

What Squidward made SpongeBob say while Jogging in place in Season One Episode 11 in SpongeBob

Squidward made me say flank steak while Jogging

by Solitmobilejustsentmethiswire June 3, 2020

flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

by pentozali July 9, 2013