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n. syn jizz, also "flaz"
Oh baby I'm sorry about gettin that flazum all over your walls and shit.
flazum by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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It’s the right given to high school students, that says that if the don’t want to dance a certain style of dancing, they don’t to do it.
Teacher: you have to do it
Student: but I have flasumo
Teacher: oh, okay then
Flasumo by Anna Millen January 12, 2019
An exclamation of distaste, pleasure, surprise, anger, frustration, happiness, injury, achievement, or anything else you deem suitable.
"Frakum! My laundry's done!"
" 'Frakum!', the man exclaimed as he fell off the bench."
"I just lost my watch! Frakum!"
Frakum by Antoine Remindola October 20, 2009
A dorky wonderful persont the best bf in the world, extremley hard-headed at times bt otherwise awesome

thoughtful, caring and kind loves Kingdom Hearts and eating all in all very easy to love and befriend <333
Look at that dork wearing a kingdom heart shirt, must be a fladumy
Fladumy by 'kay April 19, 2010

Fakumentary 

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.
The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.
Fakumentary by robbane February 4, 2009

flaumatised 

Confused, flummoxed, weary, just damn tired.
After last night not only do i feel like a trunchonion i am also flaumatised.

I am so darn flaumatised i cant think straight.
flaumatised by kiwichik April 15, 2008