flakeboy

a very pale white boy who with visible dandruff all over his head. he usually avoids showers and hates niggers. has flakey skin (caution do not get too close or his flakes might cut you).

i would like flakeboy to sleepover, but i don't want him to get flakes all over my carpet.

flakeboy by uglyflakefaggot December 5, 2009

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Flakebook

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

Flakebook by Eddy September 5, 2007