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Fairly EvenParents 

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
Fairly EvenParents by Telephony February 19, 2015

Flairy Dairy 

An action completed in any sport, but usually basketball that is so spectacular and done with such flair that the common athelete can only dream of achieving it.
Player 1: Man that behind the back pass was so flairy dairy it went right through my hands!

Player 2 : You're such a cracker.
Flairy Dairy by Narnia Street Baller November 29, 2009

fairly local 

A really good song by the worlds best band twenty one pilots.
I'm fairly local, I've been around
I've seen the streets you're walking down
I'm fairly local, good people now
fairly local by .Blurryface. July 14, 2016

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!
"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"
Fairly Bangable by unmelievable January 17, 2009

Fairly hood 

To be semi-hood or almost gangster
Friend: wow that was pretty awesome
Me: Yea...I'm fairly hood
Fairly hood by Sam-Well August 20, 2013

fairly local 

(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.
I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.
fairly local by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017