Flailure

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.

"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."

by Da Flailure June 18, 2017

flailure

V. To fail in a spectacular or catastrophic fashion
N. Someone who does this

Guy 1: man, that dude's dancing is atrocious.
Guy 2: yeah, he's a pretty big flailure alright.

by plight March 25, 2006

An attempt to remedy a previous failure which has the unintended consequence of exacerbating the aforementioned failure.

1. The plot to any Ben Stiller movie is such a flailure.

2. The Vietnam war was such a flailure.

by DjFrosteedotCom October 27, 2008

1. The state of feeling as if you were accidentally flirting with someone. Flailure commonly leads to flailing.

"I didn't mean to flirt with you just now! I'm such a flailure!" *flails in embarrassment and slight panic*

What you are when you feel you are barely above water flailing your arms and then decide to give up.

I was a facebook flailure when I didn't learn how to use it and gave up.

by Penelopepi January 27, 2011