Flailure

Failing while being high on methamphetamines. Failing while flailing.

"Ever since my brother Keno, got into drugs he has become a complete flailure."

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flailure

V. To fail in a spectacular or catastrophic fashion
N. Someone who does this

Guy 1: man, that dude's dancing is atrocious.
Guy 2: yeah, he's a pretty big flailure alright.

flailure by plight April 7, 2006

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An attempt to remedy a previous failure which has the unintended consequence of exacerbating the aforementioned failure.

1. The plot to any Ben Stiller movie is such a flailure.

2. The Vietnam war was such a flailure.

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1. The state of feeling as if you were accidentally flirting with someone. Flailure commonly leads to flailing.

"I didn't mean to flirt with you just now! I'm such a flailure!" *flails in embarrassment and slight panic*

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What you are when you feel you are barely above water flailing your arms and then decide to give up.

I was a facebook flailure when I didn't learn how to use it and gave up.

flailure by Penelopepi January 27, 2011

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Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

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Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

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