flaff 

footloose and fancy-free

i have no work or school today, i'm so flaff!

flaff by sortmon September 14, 2008

Flaff 

Adjective: The state of being unburdened by responsibilities or obligations. Derived from the phrase "footloose and fancy free".

After beating the first degree murder charges for allegedly killing his wife, Charles emerged from the courthouse a flaff man.

Flaff by Stens67 December 8, 2012

flaff 

Flaff- Person you can't live with it

John Gherman; John to Christina "Whats a flaff" Christina replies "Look in the mirror." Your best friend, the person you love the most in the whole world, Your penguin.

flaff by christina ziemer September 2, 2008

Cunt Fluff 

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

Cunt Fluff by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Fluff Bandit 

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy

"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"

Fluff Bandit by LewisSMills May 12, 2015

Fluff 

Cute things in a relationship such as cuddles and kisses, not sexual.

"What happened last night"
"Nothing much just some fluff"

Fluff by fluffyflufffluff September 23, 2017

fluff your garfield 

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

fluff your garfield by Euphysics May 13, 2005