a man that likes to wear hats and sing raps, but you don't really want to buy his mixtape made with one out of two of his wives named Laquisha. his other wife is an emo queen with a tendency to kill animals for fun.
by Peep my mixtape fan September 5, 2016
An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.
by shane ivory February 4, 2010
by baggy man March 30, 2005