flabergast

damn, fuck, darn, shit, crap, etc.

Flabergast! I got a 32 on the test! :(

flabergast by i dunno March 28, 2005

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Flaberganus

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.

We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.

Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

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FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

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When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

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Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

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1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

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To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

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