flaturbate 

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

flaturbate by K@ E. June 20, 2007

Flabergate 

1) The act of sweating from man boobs.

2) When a large man with man boobs sweats enough to form the damp outline of his man boobs on his shirt.

Did you see that old man with moobs jogging? He was flabergating enough sweat to fill a bucket.

I tend to flabergate when I failasturbate.

Flabergate by OldmanMoobs March 17, 2009

flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.

emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

flabergasterin nonsense by nana amalia January 4, 2009

flabergasted 

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

flabergasted by Frogger October 28, 2003

Flabbernated 

A way to describe ones flabby body or more specifically the arms after they have not worked out. Also refers to storing flab for the winter for hibernation.

You shouldn't wear that tank-top, not with your arms all flabbernated like that!

Girl, not only is your ass fat, but your arms are flabbernated!

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, but your flabbernated body does!

After giving up her exercise regimen, her body quickly became flabbernated.

Flabbernated by some blangity-stank poster September 13, 2009

Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

Flasterbate by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

flaberbusted 

Flaberbusted is the event you are surprised to a point where you shart in an explosive manner

Brad, Remember that day you flaberbusted so hard. you blew your pants off?

flaberbusted by Flaberbusted February 22, 2022