Flabbering 

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.

I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.

Flabbering by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010

Flabbering 

Flabbering: The action of thrashing madly about whilst letting any loose bits of skin (e.g. foreskin, cheeks, thighs) flap independently.

Jones was Flabbering on the deck of the ship.

Flabbering by FuckMeInTheAssLikeAPhoque July 18, 2022

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.

stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013

slabbering 

Northern Irish slang for talking shit

Will you quit yer slabbering?

slabbering by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

blabbering 

when someones talking shit

She was blabbering about her boyfriend all day.

blabbering by lessiecomeback March 7, 2007

Flandering 

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

Flandering by spittin game July 19, 2009

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009