Flabbergasted

When one is so shocked, surprised, or horny; that there flabber gets gasted and there gast becomes flabbered

I was flabbergasted when that money wearing a strap-on came unicycling into the dining room.

by LiplessRain56 March 4, 2022

flabbergasted

appalled over how much weight you have gained

by linda February 9, 2002

1. To be astounded by how ugly your face is.
2. Consumed with gas.

OMG! Your mom is so fcuking flabbergasted!

I feel flabbergasted with gas.

by Dvhs February 1, 2006

it means when someone urinates on something or someone

"mom, i Flabbergasted the bed"

"no, ma'am, i didn't Flabbergast the cat"

by whobannedyoussef December 29, 2022

Used to describe yourself of someone else who is very stoned.

I smoked 3 joints and now I'm flabbergasted.

by Simmo April 2, 2004

when a retarded or autistic Arabian male farts in a woman's face for sex purposes

my rich prince friend participated in an Arabian Flabbergast last night and the women liked it

by Ginga. February 14, 2020

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

by JI DION October 24, 2022