Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 19, 2009

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham May 17, 2018

hibber flabber

To have sex on top of a mountain with a cat

I watched a man hibber flabber a cat

by Parkkek biagdei February 18, 2018

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2015

Flabber Jabble

A freak; A weirdo; A crazy person

My teacher is flabber jabble because he likes to pet squirrels.

by e.u.g.e.n.e February 26, 2012

flabber-dik

when your sexual partner(s) has extra skin on their dik and it flaps in the wind.

Gorge has a flabber-dik

by ryan ross is dad August 5, 2018

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 29, 2020