Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
A flamminababbitapannitajampkin is what you call someone who's flappin around like a bapkin while you're also trying to bapkin, usually they're also using chapstick and too many napkins.
You using ChapStick and napkins while I'm bapkin', flappin' around like a bapkin', flamminababbitapannitajampkin