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Fartisan 

Someone who is highly skilled in the art of farting with well-developed sphinchter control that allows them to control both the duration and acoustics of their farts. A fartisan may deliberately eat certain foods in order to increase their fart power.
He possessed an uncanny ability to fart. He could release them slowly producing a fart as long as eight seconds or propel them out with one large sphinctoral push to produce a more powerful but shorter fart. He was a true fartisan and skilled fartsman.
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Fjortisar 

Swedish word for a young girl or boy who is stucked up and stupid. The Fjortistjejerna (fjortisgirls) often wear stringtrousers and tight jeans. They like to put their breasts in your face and giggle very loud. The fjortisboys think they are cool and might be mistaken for bögar (swedish word for queers) The fjortisarna are between 13 and 15 years old. They are often seen driving their mopeds, or måpar, or drinkin alot of sprit (lickor)that they can´t handle.
Kolladom där fjortisarna! Look at those fjortisar!
Fjortisar by Christine J August 25, 2005
1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
fartistry by DuncansDad October 18, 2011

artisan fartisan

A person who can pass gas and vary the volume, tone and pitch.
When Francisco has too eaten too much black beans , rice and pico de gallo, his gastro system gets so upset that he becomes an artisan fartisan.

fjortisar 

A Swedish form of American/British scene kids.
Utseende , en fjortisar i åtsittande trosor och kasta lott av ögonlock!
Fartiparting, when a young girl becomes excited and passes wind out of her vagina and armpits at the same time.
Paige' im so excited i feel like fartiparting'

hamish ' eww gross you just fartiparted, thats disgusting'

Paige ' smells like my anus and armpits at the same time'

Fartipart in your face
Fartipart by Hakaham January 11, 2012

fartisan 

Fake artisan. A product that pretends to be hand-made and artistically crafted, but is mass-produced and mass-marketed.
Subway introduced a new specialty sandwich on fartisan bread.
fartisan by Coyoty June 7, 2017