dick fixture

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

by dinomite April 8, 2004

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

picture fixture

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Fixtures man

to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.

"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"

by Crazy brazen February 11, 2004

fixtures man

A sexy biatch who never backs down when chllenged to an argument about premiership (spl and enligsh) football.

"Hey, you don't know more about football then me, i'm fixtures man" or "you no nothing, you ain't no fixtures man"

by Fixtures Man April 27, 2004

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

picture fixture

A painting, drawing or photograph that adorns a wall in a residence.

There was a picture fixture in the dining room.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019