Fixpensive 

An object that is so battered and trashed that it would cost one more to fix it than to go out and buy a replacement.

Person 1: Man, your car is lookin pretty ragged...

Person 2: Tell me about it! The radiator is busted, the transmission is blown, and the windshield and doors are gone...this mofo is gettin fixpensive!

Fixpensive by D.C. The Don October 30, 2008

fexpensive 

fucking expensive

"I decided to not make meatballs for Jennifer's party and replace it with a cream cheese dip because meatballs is fexpensive and she's just not worth 10 dollars"

fexpensive by Aggiesoysauce November 1, 2008

fuxpensive 

overly expensive. usually because of some needless reason like that the company has a good brand or they're the only source.

I wanted to get mine in titanium but that was fuxpensive.

fuxpensive by Stina Robs July 9, 2014

Fecspensive 

A word to describe overtly expensive items.

Wow that prostitute is Fecspensive....

Fecspensive by Kinglouis8919 March 3, 2011

fexpensive 

(adj.) Fucking expensive

A: Oh man, look at the price! 200 bucks for a shirt!
B: Wow, it does look fexpensive.

fexpensive by Jeff h. Johnson February 10, 2007

Fixpensive 

When something costs more to fix than it would to go out and buy a new one.

Person A: "Dude, your car looks like shit..."

Person B: "I know, the radiator is busted, the trannie is blown, my windshield is missing, and there is no rear left tire."

Person A: "Fuck dude, that sounds pretty fixpensive."

Fixpensive by WLNX Lincoln's New Rock October 21, 2008

fauxspensive 

Seemingly expensive. Inexpensive, but appearing to be expensive, designer, etc.

OMG, those Payless stilettos are totally fauxspensive!

fauxspensive by SARS1027 October 28, 2008