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I went to level 50 on Five, with my buddies yesterday
by the man from space April 12, 2011
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n. A slang term for the police. Shortened version of 5-0.
n. "Niggas must be back to slangin' on the corner again, I just seen the five roll by."
by fencecat42 December 17, 2010
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A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.
I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.
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the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)
- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver
by john February 06, 2004
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A high-performance, foreign car with a five-speed transmission
"Always wanted fame/Always wanted cash/To live fast/Get the girls with the biggest ass/Fuck a 9 to 5/Gotta drive a five/Now that I got it, the hardest thing to do is stay alive." -Nas
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Akin to the word cool or awesome. Can be used as an exclamation. If used as an adjective it must be preceded by a word such as "totally", "really", "pretty" etc.
That shit was pretty five yo.

by Stephanie and Chris November 20, 2005
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Wow, you don't know what five is. Its a number, stupid! Its one more then four and one less then six. Can you count? I bet you can't! This is how you count:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...
Have we learned something today? I learned that your as dumb as a post!
"How old are you, Sarah?"
"I'm five years old, mom, you should know that!"
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