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Acronym for "Farter In The Office". A co-worker who locks his/her office door in the hope that his/her flatulence might go undetected. Often betrayed by the foul stench retained by office carpet and/or furniture. Lives by the mantra "close office door, open odour orifice".
Man, his office stinks. He's an unabashed fito.
by KFooLoo September 14, 2010

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