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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear
Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
Frederick fitzgerald fazbear by St4r_B January 29, 2022
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Fitzy
Noun; slang term referring to someone whose fetish involves eating popcorn that has been jerked off into.
Fitzy by popcornfanclub May 5, 2020
The Fitz
Masturbating while a girl watches you.
Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"
Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"
Demarius: "Thats wassup"
Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"
Demarius: "Thats wassup"
The Fitz by bodaciousdude October 11, 2012
Fitzed
John Fitzgerald Page
The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:
"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
Regards,
John"
On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!
Regards,
John"
On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
John Fitzgerald Page by CopperheadTX July 8, 2010
John Fitzgerald Page
voted worst person ever, a middle aged man with narcissistic personality disorder NPD. Commonly known for his dickish online dating habits, extorting young models/actresses, and his terrible website www.johnfitzgeraldpage.com.
I just met a John Fitzgerald Page, he was bragging about auditioning for roles with Domino's, but not actually getting any roles.
John Fitzgerald Page by atlanta scout July 7, 2010