to have a vigorous and unplanned session on the one eyed banjo - to crack one off when the wife is at the shops for a few minutes. to masturbate quickly.
hot damn. heres something you wont here on the news tonight, i engaged in two seperate bouts of fist rape this morningdarling. how was work for you?
1. inserting a fist into the vagina or anus of a woman (or man) without consent.
2. the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force to be fisted.
3. an act of plunder, violent seizure or abuse, by penetrating the vaginal cavity of a woman using a fist.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.