1 definition by captain cruncy semen
to have a vigorous and unplanned session on the one eyed banjo - to crack one off when the wife is at the shops for a few minutes. to masturbate quickly.
hot damn. heres something you wont here on the news tonight, i engaged in two seperate bouts of fist rape this morning darling. how was work for you?
by captain cruncy semen October 30, 2008