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An animal that swims in a brook. He can't write his name, or read a book. To fool the people is his only thought, and though he's slippery, he still gets caught.
If that sort of life is what you wish, you might grow up to be a fish.
by Hachiman April 23, 2003
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to try to catch fish with a net, line and hook, vacuum cleaner, high-powered harpoon gun, or other instrument.
"Hey Bob I caught 39 fish."
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"
by Nick D March 06, 2003
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1. (n, slang) Another word for a pushover, someone who can easily be dominated. Synonomous with "bitch" as in "someone's bitch".

2. (n, slang) Someone who is very easily defeated in competition. Usually refers to combat-style games or wargames, which involve guns. Comes from the phrase "like shooting fish in a barrel".
1. "Can't stand her friends, buncha fish."

2. "So how was the big paintball tourney?"
"Heh. Fish."
by nerian January 16, 2004
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A person born under the sign of Pisces. Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
person 1: When is Mike Francisco's birthday?

person 2: Uh... March 7th, he's a fish.

person 1: That would explain why he's such a sensitive, intelligent, handsome and creative guy.

person 2: That's true, most Pisces are.
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Female I Should Hump. A really hot chick that you want to have sexual relations with. I girl that could be a supermodel, a celebrity, that chick you had sex with last night, or just about any hottie that you could consider for intercourse. It also falls back on the age old game of fishin' on the beach with a football for hot ladies to talk to.
Man whats up with that fish you're datin.

Have you totally hit that fish yet.

Lets go fishin' for some fish.

See that fish over there, I've had her twice.
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Sea creatures, that lives in an ocean, lakes, and rivers.
I hate the taste of fish, and I had a nasty experience eating them. A bone was caught in my throat.
by Saints November 08, 2003
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F-FUCK
I-IT
S-SHIT
H-HAPPENS
Guy 1- My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2- F.I.S.H. ,bro.
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