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I Got My First Car Girl 

A girl who got her first car and has achieved internet fame. Also owns a tank, various supercars, a SpaceX ship, two shopping trolleys, and various other methods of transportation.
u/blondy712 from Reddit posed with her first car (a 2000 Hyundai Accent), and then was photoshopped into meme history.
"Did you see how r/teenagers has blown up? It's a bunch of I Got My First Car Girl memes!"
I Got My First Car Girl by blehboi December 25, 2020

Girl first love 

No matter what happens y’all will always find a way back to each other. The girl you love the most out of every friendship you’ve had. Sometimes y’all may act like a couple. Un breakable love.
That’s her girl first love forever
Girl first love by tbgbae July 24, 2019

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter 

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

First girlfriend syndrome 

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"

First Girlfriend 

A lot of guys do pussy/stupid shit when they're whipped on their first ever girlfriend. This is the excuse they can use when their buddies rag on them for it.
Example A)

Guy 1: Remember when you went to Stacey's house in the middle of the night to hang out with her, but she was asleep, and you waited outside til morning? That was some creepy shit, dude!

Guy 2: Yeah...First Girlfriend though.

Guy 1: True, I guess it's ok then.

Example B)

Guy 3: Didn't you tell Bec you loved her after 1 day?

Guy 4: Yeah, but First Girlfriend.

Guy 3: Fair enough.
First Girlfriend by Ddizzz August 8, 2010