Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

firkle 

Firkle - To root about searching for something:

Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.

firkle by roeculler November 13, 2013

firkenstocks 

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

firkenstocks by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

Firekow 

Derived from fire and cow, this mythical manbeast can't spell, posts on PBReview.com, operates a website, and is pretty secksy.

Firekow is the secks.

Firekow by Firekow September 5, 2004

Firrehea

When you have diarrhea so bad your ass is on fire.

Hey dude my buttcheeks are so chapped cuz I have firrehea

Firrehea by Jerky Boys February 4, 2013

Firekills 

Firekills is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he is the essential indian guy in the group for diversity, also somehow always gets into memorable quotes (loves mommys)

hey mihoyo, if you want free money just release another mommy in genshin

i will fuck you bro

-Firekills

Firekills by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

firkytoodling 

A 17th century term meaning "to fondle"; Victorian slang for "fucking"

Sweeney Todd: And what type of form are you in Mrs. Lovett?
Mrs. Lovett: In firkytoodling form Mr. Todd!

firkytoodling by pakurisu January 29, 2008