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1.
Derived from fire and cow, this mythical manbeast can't spell, posts on PBReview.com, operates a website, and is pretty secksy.
Firekow is the secks.
by Firekow September 05, 2004
 
2.
A n00b. Seriously Geh. He spooned my dog with his hax. <5
Firekow eats man-brownies.
by impyshmimpy September 07, 2004