Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Fireman 

FIREMAN is an electronic artist, DJ, and guitarist. FIREMAN is known for his heavy bass music, DJ show and futuristic respirator helmet.

-"That new FIREMAN song is so lit, Ralph spontaneously combusted at my house party."
-"See you at the club tonight, FIREMAN is gonna melt your face."

Fireman by dontsilencethelambs January 17, 2019

california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."

california fireman by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013

firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

firemans troff by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

fireman that ho 

When you are having sex with a person/getting jacked off or getting head; right before you cum you pull out and nut all over their forehead to the breasts and back to the forehead. This is not a beginner level sex move; it takes several years of practice to master and not to mention a lot of fucking cum!!!

**You must have Firefighter level 1 & 2 certification to do this, if not do not try this you will get hurt!!

Yo son my man fireman that ho last night and her mom too!

All my man talks about is firemaning me everynight.

fireman that ho by EdwardBerry December 26, 2007

fireman's blanket 

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

fireman's blanket by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

fireman's nightmare 

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.

'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!

fireman's nightmare by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015