When man encounters a red head and beds hers. While boning her he realizes she is a firecrotch and quickly pulls out a shovel and extinguishes the fire, killing her.

"Dude I pulled a firefighter last night."

Other guy: "Good, one last firecrotch on the planet."
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Pre-ejaculation, the male lights his female partners pubic hairs on fire, yells out "firefighter," then extinguishes the fumes with his very own man juice.
Josie's pubes were nearly scorched off performing the firefighter with her lover.
by TheDesignatedHitter March 22, 2005

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A firefighter is a person who trys to come up with a solution to a flame war that occurs between two or more people in an internet forum.
"wow jon good thing we have a firefighter in this forum cause if we didn't there would be no end to our debates."

"why do we have a firefighter in this forum? He'll never change my opinion"
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1. A person who's chosen career is to idolize law enforcement officers.

2. A person surrounds his/her self with emblems and talismans. These trinkets are usually plastered on all of their possessions, including but not limited to clothing, jewelry, and body (in the form of tattoos).

1.a. God created cops so firefighters would have heros.

1.b. Firefighter 1: Man I wish I was a cop.

Firefighter 2: Me too... they are just so cool.

2. Bob: That guy is a firefighter.

Joe: how can you tell?

Bob: He's wearing a FDNY shirt and he has those stupid crosses all over his car.

Joe: Oh yea... bet he has one of those stupid crosses tattooed on his shoulder or leg or something too.
by Firefighter 1 January 19, 2009

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when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...
her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!
by dirty penismonger February 24, 2005

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1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.
1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"
by Merthedil December 07, 2003

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A person who fights fires and provides prehospital emergency care. See also: Raging Badass
Wow, firefighters are the hottest, most badass, and kicks the shit out of any other job kind of people!
by 1ThatOtherGuy1 July 11, 2011

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