The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much
Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!
(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.
Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.
Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.
is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.