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Fingerage 

Oral and butt fingerage is a common combination.
Fingerage by sf’s defs December 27, 2020

The ole fingerbag 

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much
Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

Fingerlag 

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.
is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK
Fingerlag by Solodolo May 9, 2009
When a Male/female wiggles their fingers around inside another person or themselves for pleasure reasons.
"Dude, I walked in on my girlfriend the other day fingerWaging."
"Do you FingerWag?"
"I want you to FingerWag me!"
FingerWag by Demo Demon June 9, 2017

fingerlapping

When you shake someone's hand and their fingers overlap inside of your grip like a handful of limp noodles.
I knew that guy was a dullard when I shook his hand and experienced some major fingerlapping.
fingerlapping by thomasrthelen March 7, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026