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Fingersurf 

Calling out "Fingersurf" overrule "shotgun" and "shotgun no battle"...
Two extremely sexy hot chicks came running all sweaty and nice towards their girlsfriends parked Mustang convertible when "shotgun" was called by one of the girls. The other sexy girl beast immediately screamed out "FINGERSURF" and won the battle of the awesome front seat while the loser hottie had to ride her side by sides behind the car..
True story...
Fingersurf by El Douché September 3, 2013

Fingerfucker 

One who must compulsively handle or touch every item when entering a retail establishment, never with an intent to purchase the merchandise.
1. The proprieter of the local "Sunglass Hut" hated Barbara, as she was a known fingerfucker and would smudge all the lenses of the Prada eyewear and leave without spending a dime.

2. Retail managers hate fingerfuckers who take up sales clerk time, put their hands on everything, and then walk out.
Fingerfucker by sour-puss July 3, 2007

fingerfuck 

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.
"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"
fingerfuck by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fingerful 

when talking to someone via text messaging, and happen to have a lot to say in one message, often times taking forever to type.
a: hey man, can you text Lisa and tell her that I'll be late because I have to run to the store and pick up the dry cleaning?

b: no, man. that's quite a fingerful.
fingerful by KatieEff January 17, 2009

fingerfucking feet

To run your fingers between a girl's toes as if to be fingering
I was fingerfucking my ex's feet while we watched a movie. She had some fingerfucking feet forreal

fingerfucking 

What a guy/dyke has to do to get a(nother) girl going. Results include moisture, moaning, groaning and thanx afterwards...
Girl - I like fingerfucking anywhere as long as i get wet!