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Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

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What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)

"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."

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national finger a pussy Fingering a guy or girl on April 15

Are you ready to finger some pussy it’s April 15th! It’s National Finger Day

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Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.

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When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

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To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.

I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

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