6 definitions by JesusWritesPunkSongs

Top Definition
Talented singer/songwriter with the grunge band Hole, and recently solo. Contrary to popular belief, Hole were bigger than Nirvana when Courtney met that band's frontman, Kurt Cobain.
Often blamed for his death by raving mad conspiracy theorists, who also believe that we never landed on the moon, Elvis is alive, and McCartney is dead.
See scapegoat for people looking for someone to blame for Cobain's death.
Person One: "I hate Courtney Love, she killed Kurt and writes bad songs."
Person Two: "k"
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
One of the best songs of all time.
"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down"
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.
"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005
What Jimbo in the Simpsons calls shoplifting. (All Simpsons characters have four fingers on each hand.)
"Check it out Bart man. Four finger discount."
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 24, 2005
Millionares who became rich by telling us all how much they hated capitalism.
Many of their fans fail to realise that the band and its record label are a big part of the very 'machine' they claim to be 'raging against'.
See hypocrite or Michael Moore.
I will admit that their songs are good though.
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
Were a fucking great band.
Now a fucking shit band.
Their first LP 'Grinspoon's Guide To Better Living' remains one of the best albums of the last 10 years or so. Their follow up 'Easy' was also great. With the third LP 'New Detention' they were struggling a bit but still okay. Their latest release, 'Thrills Kills and Sunday Pills' signifies the end of an era in Australian rock music.
For other originally great bands with downhill-spiralling careers, see green day, offspring and silverchair.
Person One: "Hey do you like Grinspoon? I just got their newest CD! It rocks! Do they have any others?"
Person Two: "I hate you."
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005

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