A Minnesota finger fuck is the act of shoving 2-5 fingers into the mans pee hole and spreading them as far as you can. Invented by Hugh Von Dickerstein, a Minnesota politicion in the late 1940's
Denis: Hey Alex!
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
Alex:Yes?
Denis:We have 10 minutes until school starts, want to get in a quick Minnesota Finger Fuck?
by queef247 February 22, 2011
A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.
Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!
by greenanon December 21, 2008
Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.
Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"
Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
Finger fucking is the act of some lazy loser moving your cigarettes, lighter ,or cell phone to another location with out your consent.,when you go back to get your items, and find them missing . They never admit to moving the items and let you go crazy looking for them .these same losers will leave their belongings scattered throughout the house for days on end without moving them .
by Margaret1970 October 22, 2019
When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
by hooknsailor December 6, 2017
The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.
by CossBoss January 28, 2015
by MrMrSoStoned March 2, 2010