another word to replace kidding

to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch
Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"

Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."
by Raziel Kain February 5, 2008
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An activity in which many individuals proceed to insert hands and fingers into a large concentrated group of females.
Doug is a Finger Fucking Fest Beast.
He's all about the finger banging since he can't get his dick hard. He purposely walks between groups of girls at parties and tries to slide his hand up their skirt and pokes. Then he smells his fingers. Sick Fuck.
by Griz April 6, 2004
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Putting cheese whizz on your finger, then finger banging a girl's anus or vagina
Cherry came up from New Orleans and was Philadelphia finger fucked with dollar general cheese whizz by Nathan
by Gramma's left titty June 9, 2020
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The greasy, dirty, grimy residue which builds up around light switches, keyboards, cell phones and buttons which are frequently used by many people.
Clean the finger fuck fudge off from around the light switch.
by Thomas M. Goodnight February 27, 2009
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Its when you get frost bite on your fingers and proceed to finger fuck a girl in her vagina or ass.
Ronnie stuck his cold fingers inside Ashley and Alaskan Finger Fucked Her from dusk till dawn.
by Kdogg563 July 16, 2016
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When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.

Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.

And there's some twists...

-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.

Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.

Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
by maximus2149 December 9, 2009
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