Finart

A Finart is when it sounds like you just farted, but inside your belly instead of out your booty.
I just Finarted.

by Kim Mulholland September 12, 2007

finart (fin*art)
/fin/ˈärt/
A old person, usually with a bad demeanor. A older person that is always grumpy. Replaces old fart.

The old finart yelled at me for walking across her grass.
That old finart smells like depends.

by jayram1408 February 16, 2019