scottish coffee filter 

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

scottish coffee filter by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

panties as a coffee filter by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

Coffee Filter

The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.

It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!

Coffee Filter by b2m2c2nyc December 3, 2009

Dirty Coffee Filter 

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

Dirty Coffee Filter by Gags730 October 13, 2014

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

Coffee Filter by Sababa August 1, 2009

Clearwater Coffee Filter 

First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.

That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.

Clearwater Coffee Filter by lcbaby April 18, 2007

Brazillian coffee filter 

Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.

This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.

(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)

Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.

(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)

Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?

Brazillian coffee filter by slacking at work February 4, 2010