The sex act in which a person (male or female) puts on white tight underwear, stands over their partner (male or female) and diarrhea's through the underwear, splashing onto said partner.
It was so hot when his underwear went from white, to green-brown, to all over my face! I love the coffee filter!
by b2m2c2nyc December 03, 2009
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The female equivalent to a tea-bag.
Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.
by mason26 March 24, 2012
A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.
Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.
by Sababa August 01, 2009
The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.
I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.
by Prestinian March 22, 2003
The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.
Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.
by The other no one April 05, 2006
Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.
After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.
by Mr. F November 28, 2004
The african american teabag
Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.
by lemmy is god November 26, 2004