FileMaker Pro 

A relational database application owned and run by Apple. FileMaker Pro has all of the complications of a SQL database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.

Boss: Hey, I think we're going to make our customer database work via IPad, so I bought the FileMaker Pro business edition. Get to work.
Employee: *commits seppuku*

FileMaker Pro by cammy cam cam June 24, 2016

FileMaker Pro 

One of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.

I guess filemaker doesn't deserve the word "sucks". Almost everything that sucks would reject to putting FileMaker in its category. FileMaker Pro passed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. From now on when I hate something so much I won't say it sucks but I would say it's so close to FileMaker.

FileMaker Pro by Database Libertarian October 18, 2012

Filmmaker 

A filmmaker is an individual who is proficient in all aspects of movie making. A filmmaker writes, directs, edits and produces their films. The founding fathers of this form (which can be argued) is Charlie Chaplin and Roger Corman. However the founding father of the modern filmmaker is Robert Rodriguez, whom exemplifies this type of artwork.

Filmmaker, Robert Rodriguez, Roger Corman, Charlie Chaplin,Kevin Smith, Nathan S. Hill, Craig McMahon, Jim Jarmusch and many others

Filmmaker by Peckinpah August 2, 2011

Filmmaker 

Unemployed.

"I'm going to write a film about being on the dole, it's what every filmmaker does for some reason!"

Filmmaker by AxelS September 17, 2013

Filmmaker 

A filmmaker is a child - typically anywhere from 13 to 43 - who posts videos on YouTube about how they are definitely a filmmaker and how you can totally be one too if you follow these 10 easy steps I wish I knew before I became a filmmaker.

"Pwhat's up everybody!? It's Taco Tuesday and I'm Petey McKinkley and this is a film about filmmaking, dude. Just go out - or stay in - and make films guys - and girls - and you're gonna make so much money here just gotta diversify your passive income cashflow bro! Filmmaker, OUT!"

Filmmaker by jmmwiv November 4, 2019

source filmmaker 

Source Filmmaker or sfm for short is a 3D computer graphics software tool published by Valve for creating animated films, which uses the Source game engine.

also, it gets Crashes constantly, is severely outdated, and hasn't had support in years

Source Filmmaker user: god why couldn't I have learned blender like a normal person

source filmmaker by soundwave's bitch December 16, 2023