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fighting the bear 

From Wisconsin, where people know how to drink. Chasing an Irish Car Bomb with a Jager bomb. So named for its extreme difficulty, the manly prowess of those who accomplish it, and the frequent bearlike belches that accompany the feat. The taker often finds themself stepping backward and windmilling their arms ala an attacking bear.

Not for the faint of liver.
Tim: Dear god man, what happened to you?
Jim: I was fighting the bear and I had a real hard blackout. Don't remember a thing.
Tim: Dude, your clothes are shredded, you stink of booze, and you're covered in blood! I think you have frostbite!
Jim: That'll happen.
fighting the bear by bearslayer January 24, 2011
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Fightin' The Bear 

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit
"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"