Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some
ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses
on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.