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World's Loneliest Fieldtrip 

First, most of the people in the class go home, knowing they don't need the fieldtrip. Next, there are 5 people left, including you. Three of them leave because they have to meet someone. And finally, the last one leaves because they have an appointment of some kind. This leaves you completely alone with the instructor. The resulting fieldtrip is so nostalgic that you can't help but use the bathroom of whatever facility the trip takes at, because your lunch is telling you it wants to move on after seeing the amount of progress you're making.

Key sign that one is about to start: Everyone in the class is staring at you when you say you'll go and you're the only person raising your hand. Prepare to be swamped by loneliness and nostalgia.

If you use this term, your trip might not be the record holder for the loneliest fieldtrip, but it might feel like it.
There are various factors that play in like isolation, space and nostalgia. So depending on the conditions, you may or may not be the record holder.
You're on a phone call with a friend:

You: Hello?
Friend: Hello. What is it.
You: I'm alone on the fieldtrip.
Friend: I told you know one would go.
You: This feels like the world's loneliest fieldtrip.

field trip 

something that never goes well for peter parker
field trip by truthsp3aker March 15, 2021

field trip 

1. a trip to a place usualy for educational purpose; an excuse to get out of school
2. a trip over to a field
1. I didnt have to go to school cause I went on a field trip
field trip by shippo December 13, 2004

friendtrip

When a friend takes you on a journey, literal, mental, or otherwise, and you see new worlds that strengthens your friendship and life.

See also, LSD.
Rebecca: "I just took you on a friendtrip."

Peter: "Wow!"
friendtrip by Metrostars November 26, 2013

Field Trip 

A waste of time from school to steal your money. You should just skip the school day on the "field trip".
"Dude that Field Trip was so whack"
Field Trip by Good Man Allah September 21, 2018

Field trip 

A way try to make school more fun and exciting. But most of the time they are just as bad or worse as being in school.
Teacher: we are going on field trip children.
Students: woot! where are we going?
Teacher: we are going to Six Flags but instead of going on the rides we are going to do algebraic problems Isn't that exciting!
Students: ah fuck!
Field trip by Un-Holy Jebus January 5, 2009