fidelisk
One who bothers others deliberately; one who complains repeatedly, as if a child; one who blames his or her own folly on others.
fidelisk by Jimmy Buff A October 26, 2009
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Christian Fidelis
A variation of meme who, upon making eye contact, will either absent-mindedly bite his top lip and wink at you or attack you with all manner of heinous verbal insults and accusations (with the occasional threat of anal rape). This is entirely dependent on the target's gender. A Christian Fidelis can often be seen wearing long sleeve t-shirts affiliated with any street wear label that charges over $100 AUD for cheap quality apparel. The majority of a Christian Fidelis' time is spent in the company of a Muche Shumba, a professional photographer and lord of "gathos". When not riding the Muche Shumba, a Christian Fidelis will either make attempts to get his attention or incessantly pester him for favours including, but not limited to:
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
- asking for photographs
- begging for compliments on fashion sense; hairstyle and "shoe game";
- and general approval and acceptance of existence.
The most effective way to successfully provoke a Christian Fidelis is to suggest that the relationship shared between him and the Muche has escalated from friendship to one where sexual activity is desired. The defensive mechanism a Christian Fidelis will employ in retaliation to said provocation involve:
- calling the offender a homosexual
- making a page on Instagram dedicated to roasting the offender
- crying to the Muche and other gatho veterans for support
One distinct physical feature found on a Christian Fidelis is a rapidly receding hairline.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at this photo taken by Muche Shumba."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
Guy 2: "Hahaha look at his hair, it's the same as my grandpa's!"
Guy 1: "I know right, what a Christian Fidelis."
Christian Fidelis by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 8, 2016
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semper fidelis
latin word meaning "always faithful" also the moto of USMC (the greatest fighting force ever constructed)
semper fidelis by !USMC2010 March 25, 2010
Semper Fidelis
Semper Fidelis is a march written by John Philip Sousa in 1888. Sousa was known as the American March King, a member of the United States Marine Corp Band, he wrote this march which became the official march for the Marine Corp. He also wrote Star and Stripes Forever the national march of the United States of America.
Semper Fidelis by bandmember August 3, 2013
Fedelisk
The act of jizzing out of the facehole. Such an act commonly occurs both publicly and privately, and usually leaves a significant amount of debris. The intensity of the fedelisk is determined by the amount of excitement by the person at the time.
Unlike regular jizzing, one can fedelisk multiple times in one sitting, such as during a very good movie, song, or similar form of entertainment. Fedelisking can also occur when one sees a very attractive mate. Since there are no symptoms of fedelisking, it is impossible to know when someone, even the victim him/herself, is about to fedelisk. Ask your doctor if fedelisking is right for you.
Unlike regular jizzing, one can fedelisk multiple times in one sitting, such as during a very good movie, song, or similar form of entertainment. Fedelisking can also occur when one sees a very attractive mate. Since there are no symptoms of fedelisking, it is impossible to know when someone, even the victim him/herself, is about to fedelisk. Ask your doctor if fedelisking is right for you.
Susan: “This is my sister, Tanya.”
Ron: “HEH!”
Susan: “Euh, how about you clean that up.”
Ron: “How bout I Fedelisk, HHEEEEEH!”
Carl: “Ahh, who fedelisked all over Theater 2? Now I have to clean it.”
Dr. Jackson: “I think it was the homeless man who just left.”
Ron: “HEH!”
Susan: “Euh, how about you clean that up.”
Ron: “How bout I Fedelisk, HHEEEEEH!”
Carl: “Ahh, who fedelisked all over Theater 2? Now I have to clean it.”
Dr. Jackson: “I think it was the homeless man who just left.”
Fedelisk by tothewillymobile August 14, 2011
Fidelis
A totally awesome girl who has a rad sense of style and knows how, when, and where to bring attitude. A little odd but if you get a girl like this as your friend you're set for life.
Fidelis by [click here to insert name] March 19, 2009
Percepti Fidelis
Percepti Fidelis is Latin for "Busy Creating The Perception." Well known in the United States of America as the motto of underpaid tech workers who telecommute or work flexible schedules (flex schedules), this phrase, often shortened to Percepti Fi in telecommute contexts, has served as a slogan for many workers and entities, in many countries, dating at least as far back as the 20th century.
Upper management had a perception that Ted's telecommuting was unproductive and that he was never at his desk, so he got busy creating a "new perception" -- Percepti Fidelis!
Did you know tasks can be completed even if C-levels can't physically see you sitting at your desk? -- Percepti Fidelis!
Did you know tasks can be completed even if C-levels can't physically see you sitting at your desk? -- Percepti Fidelis!
Percepti Fidelis by Gern Blanceton September 23, 2009